Shit Happens!

 Είναι μια απ' τις φράσεις που μπορεί να πει κάποιος σε διάφορες στιγμές τις ζωής του. Απο την ποιο μικρή ατυχία μέχρι και κατι σοβαρό. Είναι ενας <<ανέμελος>> τρόπος να αφήσεις πίσω σου κάτι στραβό που σε πείραξε. Μπορεί η προέλευση της να είναι αβέβαιη, αλλα είναι φράση που χρησιμοποιείται ως μια απλή υπαρξιακή παρατήρηση ότι η ζωή είναι γεμάτη ατέλειες, την συναντούμε και ως «Asi es la vida>> ή  <<C'est la vie>>. Η φράση είναι μια αναγνώριση ότι κακά πράγματα συμβαίνουν στους ανθρώπους χωρίς κανέναν ιδιαίτερο λόγο και αυτό πιστεύω είναι η μαγεία της.









Ideology and Religion Shit List

Taoism: Shit happens.
Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens."
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Islam #2: If shit happens, kill the person responsible.
Islam #3: If shit happens, blame Israel.
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen.
Episcopalian: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right   wine with it.
Methodist: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice   with it.
Congregationalist: Shit that happens to one person is just as good as shit that   happens to another.
Unitarian: Shit that happens to one person is just as bad as shit that happens   to another.
Lutheran: If shit happens, don't talk about it.
Fundamentalism: If shit happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again.
Fundamentalism #2: If shit happens to a televangelist, it's okay.
Fundamentalism #3: Shit must be born again.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work.
Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday.
Creationism: God made all shit.
Secular Humanism: Shit evolves.
Christian Science: When shit happens, don't call a doctor - pray!
Christian Science #2: Shit happening is all in your mind.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!
Zoroastrianism: Shit happens half on the time.
Alcoholics Anonymous:  Shit happens-one day at a time!
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